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THE SUNDAYS - Here’s where the story ends.
people I know, places I go, make me feel tongue-tied
I can see how people look down, they’re on the inside
here’s where the story ends
people I see, weary of me showing my good side
I can see how people look down
I’m on the outside
here’s where the story ends
ooh here’s where the story ends
it’s that little souvenir of a terrible year
which makes my eyes feel sore
oh I never should have said, the books that you read
were all I loved you for
it’s that little souvenir of a terrible year
which makes me wonder why
and it’s the memories of your shed that make me turn red
surprise, surprise, surprise
crazy I know, places I go
make me feel so tired
I can see how people look down
I’m on the outside
oh here’s where the story ends
ooh here’s where the story ends
it’s that little souvenir of a terrible year
which makes my eyes feel sore
and who ever would’ve thought the books that you brought
were all I loved you for
oh the devil in me said, go down to the shed
I know where I belong
but the only thing I ever really wanted to say
was wrong, was wrong, was wrong
it’s that little souvenir of a colourful year
which makes me smile inside
so I cynically, cynically say, the world is that way
surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise
here’s where the story ends
ooh here’s where the story ends -
Shit happens!
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Gay contest.
Host: What can you say about the men of today?
Gay contestant: Well, the men of today are the women of tomorrow. I thank you!
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Ulan.
Ate: Sa tingin mo, uulan ba?
Ako: *tingin sa langit* Hmm. Parang, madilim eh. Pero may mga star e. Baka hindi. Ewan ko. Di natin masabi. Lam mo kasi, yang ulan parang pagibig lang yan e. Di natin alam kung kelan dadating. Mararamdaman na lang natin. Minsan malakas, minsan mahina lang. Tulad ng ulan, ang pagibig bigla bigla din nageevaporate. Pero sa kabila nun, nagiiwan ng bakas. Bakas na hindi natin nalilimutan. Minsan naman e, parang wala lang. Isa pa, masarap pag dumadating ang ulan parang pagibig, pero nakasasama sa katawan kapag nasosobrahan.
Ate: Ha? Okei.
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